Now Hiring - Regional Executive Artistic Affairs

[Rockefeller]

Due to amazing growth, Artistic Affairs, the world?s largest World Rock Paper Scissors Society Art Department, is seeking dynamic management trainees to ?Deliver the Dream? in our exciting organization.

Management trainees will learn the "Artistic Affairs Way" and be given an outstanding opportunity to grow within the organization, ultimately managing their own Rock Gardens and curator staff. While Artistic Affairs specializes in Rock Gardens, Paper Collages and Anything Scissors, our focus is not on ?selling? the arts, but on selling the ?experience? of the World Rock Paper Scissors Society. The individuals we seek are ?A? players ? best in the class. Ideal candidates will be high-energy professionals, friendly and upbeat, experienced in scissors operation with a strong artistic component. Our artistic philosophy is based on building relationships based on integrity and trust. We want an individual who will excel in three key areas: team leadership, extreme artistic satisfaction and focus on shareholder profitability.

Responsibilities include ensuring rock garden profitability, personnel management, daily workflow, artistic creations & development and customer relations.

Artistic Affairs is listed on the Milan Stock Exchange (AAR). Led by a team of visionaries, Artistic Affairs is committed to its people today, and in the future. We offer an outstanding compensation and benefits package including unlimited access to rocks, paper, glue, scissors, paints, canvas, and plaster.

Contact Rockefeller to submit a resume'/apply for this position.

EOE drugfree workplace

[Arbiter]

What's your policy on accepting transfers from other parts of the Society?

[Rockefeller]

What's your policy on accepting transfers from other parts of the Society?

Transfer is permitted, in cases of exceptional skill it's even celebrated.

Rockefeller

[Arbiter]

Rock, I sent an application to your office.  Please confirm that you've received it.

[Rockefeller]

I have received it, and am going to begin the interview process late next week. I'll be in touch. Thank you for your interest!

Rockefeller

[Rockefeller]

Organizational Announcement

I am honored to announce that the Regional Executive Artistic Affairs position has been offered to/and accepted by Arbiter. He brings a wealth of knowledge and immense bullboard experience to the position.

Arbiter's responsibilities include: Founding and managing artistic installations for the WRPSS. Developing and presenting bullboard involvment initiatives. And, encouraging general artistic expression as is related to the sport of Rock Paper Scissors.

As Artistic Affairs HQ is located in Florida, Arbiter will play an vital role, working from his new executive suite in the Trinity Square building, Toronto. He will be the daily contact for much of Artistic Affairs day-to-day business at World HQ.

Please join me in welcoming Arbiter to Artistic Affairs.

Rockefeller

[custardchuk]

Arbiter's responsibilities include: Founding and managing artistic installations for the WRPSS. Developing and presenting bullboard involvment initiatives. And, encouraging general artistic expression as is related to the sport of Rock Paper Scissors.

I haven't seen a department yet that hasn't benefited from a good rationalist. Especially arts departments.

Expect to see me around the office a bit more when the dress code and underarm hair rules come in. Shake it up Arbiter. We need concrete results, not esoteric ideals.

regards
custardchuk

[Master Roshambollah]

Out of curiosity, will Arbiter be leaving the Media Brigade?