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Author Topic: Late Breaking News - Two WRPSS Members Murdered!  (Read 14243 times)
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« on: April 04, 2005, 06:14:03 PM »

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Shocking news just in. Slimy and Stu Vessant were each killed late in the evening on April 3rd.

Slimy was reportedly gunned down outside of one of New York's upper-eastside apartment buildings, between the hours of midnight and 1:00 am. No further information has been recovered, and no suspects have been reported...

Stu Vessant was involved in a hit-and-run (accident?) while crossing a street in DC. He was not crossing within a marked crosswalk, but investigators still believe there could be foul play involved. He was rushed to Georgetown University Medical Center where he was declared dead at 4:16 a.m.

Could these tragic events be related? Only time will tell...

Several senior members of the WRPSS are reported to have gone into hiding in fear for their own lives & the lives of their families.

Beware. I like this not.
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« Reply #1 on: April 05, 2005, 01:09:58 AM »

Um, no I'm not.

Still alive, still here.

Currently listening to "Pigeon John & the Set Trippin' Trio - Sings the Blues."

Why you straight trippin?
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« Reply #2 on: April 05, 2005, 07:33:46 AM »

Quote from: "Stu Vessant"
Um, no I'm not.

Still alive, still here.

Currently listening to "Pigeon John & the Set Trippin' Trio - Sings the Blues."

Why you straight trippin?

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Stu, this is great news. My sources were vague with the details of the hit & run incident. They merely suggested it was you, and said "A member of the WRPSS, and regular in DC."

But if you are not the second fatality, then who is?

The investigation continues...
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« Reply #3 on: April 05, 2005, 09:41:38 AM »

Quote from: "Stu Vessant"
Currently listening to "Pigeon John & the Set Trippin' Trio - Sings the Blues."

You're sure you haven't moved on?  Is it unseasonably warm where you are?
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« Reply #4 on: April 06, 2005, 10:07:40 AM »

Sounds like an april fools joke to me. It also doesn't seem very funny.

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« Reply #5 on: April 06, 2005, 10:31:32 AM »

I agree, Rocky.  Especially posted several days late like that.
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« Reply #6 on: April 20, 2005, 01:24:45 AM »

My post to refute incorrect reports of my death is also several days late.

Well-wishers will be relieved to learn I have not been gunned down, although I was jostled rather a lot by a man pushing a flower cart as I was coming out of Il Vagabondo after a veal chop and a game of bocce.

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« Reply #7 on: April 27, 2005, 02:01:46 PM »

do not joke about death
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« Reply #8 on: April 27, 2005, 04:22:19 PM »

What else is there to joke about?

By the way, I like the avatar, Slimy.
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« Reply #9 on: April 28, 2005, 09:11:05 AM »

MOTTB results.

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« Reply #10 on: May 17, 2006, 02:19:41 PM »

i sincerely hope ur just kiding....

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« Reply #11 on: May 21, 2006, 06:28:20 AM »

Phew,

I hate these posts.
I always think that one day my name will be in one of them

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( I do have certain feelings regards Slimy and Stu, along the lines of that's sad but it's better than other options which would include my slaying)
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