Chuck - Well you certainly are consistent in never understanding the technological progression of the bullboard.
While I'm at it.
Are you suggesting that this 'emergency' bullboard that doesn't work is a "technological progression" on the old one that worked so well until you touched it.
Like my "technologically progressive" fridge that can show me the time in 14 languages but refuses to cool down my beer, or my 'technologically progressive' car that can tell me "it's 300km to the next town', which is handy when it chooses to stop somewhere between the two because it has 'issues'.
I understand these 'technologically progressive' innovations. It doesn't mean we get on though.