What's going on?

[Arbiter]

Good grief!  I take a little nap and everything falls apart around here.  What happened to the Bullboard?  Who are all these emails from?  What did I miss?

[Jef Hallestone]

All I can say is that it was not my fault and thank god you are back.

[C. Urbanus]

Female Ninja Whore!

Female Ninja Whore!

You'll know what I'm talking about when you check the city league site.

Good to see you back, Arbiter.

Best of 50?

[Arbiter]

Jef, I don't know what you're talking about.  I never went anywhere.

C., thanks for making my day a little more surreal.  It's been awhile since someone shouted "Female Ninja Whore" at me in public.

Best of 50?  You're on.  Go ahead and set it up.

[Rockefeller]

Welcome back Arbiter!

I hope you understand, but your extended absence forced me to dock you all of your vacation days, sicks days, floating and non floating holidays, and I pulled a few strings to get you maternity leave. The good news, you've still got a job in Artistic Affairs. The bad news, you're scheduled to work everyday for the next three years.

AA has expanded since you left. We have help in the U.K. from Mr. Darlington, and Rhymeswithsausage is in New Jersey. Both are wonderful additions to the department. Neither reports to you, and your workload hasn't changed.

If you feel like playing some RPS, challenge me at http://rpssuperchallenge.com

[RPS News Service]

Here's a brief update:

Custardchuk travelled to Toronto for a second year, his game greatly improved.  He is the poster boy for the Australian RPS contingent, and will most likely be attending the North Pole Classic.  He has finally surpassed you as the most verbose Bull Boarder.

Master Roshambollah is now widely regarded as a turncoat, and is involved at the center of the biggest scandal in RPS history.  Pretty much the same as when you left.

Rockefeller has changed positions about a million times, and has advanced considerably with his artistic career.

Jef Hallestone now works for the Prague office of the WRPSS, as always clutching the Mountain Dew with an Iron Fist.

James Hagherty has beefed up considerably since the last time you saw him.  He's lost about 20 pounds, gained some muscle, and watches boxing.  

Brad Fox has become the WRPSS's first "Superstar Ref" and has made a countless number of thoughtful and well-written posts.

C. Urbanus had a breakout year in 2005.  After stunning onlookers by advancing to the second round of play at the World's in 2004, Urbanus made it all the way to the Final 16 in 2005.  He is now running the Philadelphia City League, events of which continue to break attendance records.  He also got engaged to his longtime "manager", the Hood.

Simpson of Marylebone, long time Bull Board regular, passed away.  

Stu Vessant ran the DC Metro Office briefly during Roshambollah's work with the LA Extension Office.  He's still angry.

Bill Helfer was named Master Roshambollah's manager.  He is still imprisoned.

The RPS Phenom known as the Midnight Rider won the Atlantic Yards Smackdown and the 2005 Winter Solstice Invitational.

The new face of the Bull Board is exemplified by the Saint, a breakout RPS player who competed in Toronto and DC in 2005.  Also martinburley has made significant contributions in his short time here.

No one has heard from M i/a ster Brilliant, Fisted Sophist, Radar, Chad Leatherstep, Fujiwara-san in quite some time.

Concerning you, Arbiter, there has been much thought paid to your whereabouts, and your well-being has been wished by all.




the editors, RPS News Service

[Arbiter]

Concerning you, Arbiter, there has been much thought paid to your whereabouts, and your well-being has been wished by all.

Good grief!  You'd think nobody had seen me for a year or something.  I've been in the first floor men's room, where I've always been.

Rocky, isn't that a little severe for a few hours of sleeping on the job?

[custardchuk]

Who's Arbiter?

regards
custardchuk

[custardchuk]

And, posting  two times in the same thread answering questions created by onesself does not necessarily constutute contribution to the board.

regards
custardchuk

[custardchuk]

I mean three times.

regards
custardchuk

[custardchuk]

Not that I'm worried about the dude or the count.
History will be my judge.

regards
custardchuk

[custardchuk]

Arbiter, (whoever you are)

Don't think you can waltz back in here and be the most verbose bullboarder again.
I know all the tricks, just like you do.

chuk

[custardchuk]

And I know constitute is spelt constitute not constutute so no free one there.

regards
custardchuk

[custardchuk]

Touche!

[Wayne]

Master Roshambollah is now widely regarded as a turncoat, and is involved at the center of the biggest scandal in RPS history. Pretty much the same as when you left.

Techniquely, Master Rosh isn't a turncoat, since he's still a member of worldrps society.