This just in: effective immediately, Master Roshambollah's croquet privileges have been revoked. The reason for this is unclear, but has something to do with the "croquet incident" at the SW ProAm afterparty.
Allow me to enlighten the news service, as I was there.
It would seem that while Master Rosh was winning the RPS battle against yours truly he was losing the battle against The Reverend (aka Roshambo's signature Zinfandel). After taking great care to set up a regulation croquet pitch, inform the players of the ettiquette, rules and strategy, Rosh seemed most amused by the fact that game involved large wooden hammers.
Needless to say Rosh's "Drunken Style" croquet resulted in some impressive and never-to-be-replicated martial arts moves, which left most players and several spectators running for cover. Upon the game's conclusion, Rosh was still struggling to get through the first wicket.
I believe Arbiter would have blown a gasket to see what an unfettered Master Rosh has made of two of the world's most distinguished and honourable pastimes.