Thanks for your straight-forward listing, as well as your drug testing submission.
As you are an honorable player (and the 2009 WRPSS Southern Hemisphere Player of the Year) I will take your tale at face value. However (as the 2009 WRPSS Southern Hemisphere Player of the Year) I will assume your list contains as many red herrings for your opponents as it does actual substances used.
My personal thoughts, as to your substance list:
Marmite (the Kiwi version, not UK Marmite, and definitely not Vegemite)
Have you considered using Hapå
I hereby disclose my personal margarita recipe: 4 parts Reposado tequila (spring for the good stuff,) 2 parts fresh lime juice, 1 part pure water, 1 part agave nectar. Shake and pour into glass full of ice; enjoy. Trust me on this one.
Have you tried this
? I wonder if it works with Mello Yello?
Now we're getting somewhere. I have acquired a small stock of the Parts Unknown Chile (capsicum ignotum
) from the Midnight Rider. It seems to grow quite well. I would encourage all Bull Boarders to experiment with growing their own hot peppers. The Bhut Jolokia chile from India grows like a weed, but may be too mild for many enthusiasts.
You got me on this one.
I've only tried absinthe once. I was on a visit to North Carolina visiting my friend Boyd and a few other bogans. I got invited to a dinner party, where I drank a bit of beer and wine, smoked, and turned down some shady looking pills (never had a taste for pharmaceuticals.) Our friend Nicely had just infused a batch of wormwood extract, i.e., absinthe. I trust his methods implicitly, and had a few shots of the pleasantly bitter substance. On the whole, it struck me as a moderately enjoyable social buzz; at least until I tried to go to sleep. I lay down, stretched out my arms, and noticed that my hands were about 10 feet apart, and green. The rest of the evening went downhill fast; massive sickness, hallucinations and palpitations. Martin, if you can get it to work for you, more power to you.
Hmmm...Pepsi...are they the same company that makes the AMP
I would also like a ruling on whether I am permitted to use my RPS Analyser (2009 version) in this tournament.
Competitors are allowed to use any RPS analysis software they desire, so long as they submit a copy to the tournament organizer before the end of the tournament.