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« on: February 02, 2010, 04:01:18 AM »

I found this.
Urbanus is in good company, (vin Diesel, Ewan Mcgregor, etc)
It is lacking a little detail. Get to work!

http://www.flixster.com/actor/c-urbanus

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« Reply #1 on: February 02, 2010, 05:00:28 AM »

I love this kind of crap. I have done the following:
Uploaded photo, added place of residence, interests/hobbies (off his Facebook page), professional RPS career, listed his best movie and linked both of his Philly League sites (you can view these by clicking "C. Urbanus Biography" on his main page). I also submitted his birthdate as "report incorrect or missing details"; apparently you can't edit that particular detail yourself. Everything else I either didn't know, didn't think was appropriate to list (eg. romances) or were too lazy to insert.

I noticed that custardchuk edited his first post. I can't imagine what on Earth he could have screwed up in such a small piece of writing. He always seems to find a way.

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« Reply #2 on: February 02, 2010, 07:40:02 AM »

I hate this crap. (What freaking password).  I can see you and I working well together. I'll be the brains........

My favourite Urbanus quote is. "You have to give me a minute...."

I'm also intrigued about the section that asks for other peoples quotes about Urbanus. Can we undo anything we say, Franklint?



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« Reply #3 on: February 02, 2010, 07:41:30 AM »

As to editing, I noticed you did too, franklint.

uck yo

Have a nice day!
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« Reply #4 on: February 02, 2010, 10:54:18 AM »

Boy you guys sure are Urbanus fan boys.

There is a lot more work than just him

http://www.flixster.com/movie/rock-paper-scissors-a-geek-tragedy

Franklit, I would suggest that you git to work on wrecking Rosh profile, and leave Custardchuk to screw up Urbanus's.
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« Reply #5 on: February 02, 2010, 12:54:04 PM »

First thing I'd do with the flixter RPS movie profile is to take Fistful of Sneer's profile and put it after Graham Walker's.  That, and put Master Pete's name right where it belongs, front and center.

We're edging here into a subject much beloved and studied by yours truly: the theory and practice of the media simulacrum.  For those not willing to do the necessary research (Baudrillard's "Simulacra and Simulation" and of course McLuhan,) I can summarize the media simulacrum thusly:  in the Middle Ages, sorcerers would create magical simulacra, dolls or puppets, with which they attempted to influence reality.  In modern times, the simulacrum has taken a more realistic, but still sinister aspect; according to media theory, it is the puppet that creates the sorcerer.  Whereas in the 19th century, a simulacrum was referred to as "an image without the substance or qualities of the original," the modern simulacrum is "the copy without an original," or as Baudrillard succinctly puts it "endless networks of media and advertising images [which] precede any reality to which they might be said to refer."  As wikipedia states, "the concept of Simulacra also involves a negation of the concept of reality as we usually understand it. Baudrillard argues that today there is no such thing as reality."

Heavy stuff, especially when you consider the fact that the modern iteration (some would say simulacrum) of the World RPS Society was founded by a couple of sorcerers masquerading as PR and Advertising Men.  They still dabble in the black arts of Social Media, and one of them even uses the name "wizardhat" as an obvious reference to his role as a fabricator of reality.

But how are simulacra used in RPS?  Master Pete Lovering was perhaps the last champion outside the wheel of simulacra and simulation, i.e., he was the last champion able to negate the effects of the media, in much the same way that Buddhists seek to remove themselves from the wheel of karma.  Master Pete's championship performance was accomplished despite the media's presence, not because of it.  In later years, as he became more aware of the existence of the simulacrum, his performance worsened.  It could be argued that Master Pete's disdain of the media and stated ability to "tune out" their effects is in itself part of his media simulacrum.  I disagree with this perspective, but you have to have eyes to see it.  It's an initiated perspective that realizes the true magnitude of what Master Pete accomplished without recourse to the simulacrum.  Or as Master Pete himself put it, "I'm Pete Lovering, for crying out loud!  I'm not the World Rock Paper Scissors Champ!  But I am the World Rock Paper Scissors Champ."

In 2003, I decided to experiment with using the simulacrum as a "battery" of sorts."  The various interviews I did for the CBS Early Show and the RPS Doc were used to accumulate energy, not in a metaphorical sense, but in a very real and practical way.  Energy stored in this battery could be accessed at later points in the tournament.  Although the media interviews definitely affected my overall mood in a positive fashion, the effect was greater than could be explained by mere positive thinking.  As I got ready for my final 8 appearance, Master Pete sidled up beside me, warning me "not to let those fuckers get you on camera...avoid the spotlight, my friend."  Changing my strategy, I lost in the final 8 to Christine Wong.  However, Pete taught me a more valuable lesson; trust yourself and your own strategy above what even the Greatest Player in the Sport might tell you.  To Pete, transmitting this lesson was more important than asserting my belief in his infallible simulacrum, and I still thank him for it.

But there is a potentially negative side.  As the simulacrum grows in power, it starts exerting effects on the "real" world, with or without the intent of the one who "created" it (I use quotations, because in media theory, no world is "real" and the simulacrum actually creates the original.)  One is reminded of tulpas, or thought forms, projected by advanced Tibetan Buddhists during intense meditations.  These thoughtforms can become sentient, and actually observable to others.  It is no boast to say that I have more RPS related media experience than anyone on the planet; my RPS simulacrum is a strong specimen.  However, with this strength has come an alarming degree of independent thought and behavior on behalf of the simulacrum.  I have many times been told by people that they saw me in places where I never sat foot.  More alarming, individuals I know well respond negatively towards me because of statements uttered by the simulacrum itself.  Even worse, sometimes they respond positively towards me because of my simulacrum's words.

I took a break from my RPS-related media activities between the 2008 USARPS broadcast and my recent appearance on Bank of Hollywood.  My purpose was not to eliminate my media double but to remind it who was in charge.  The analogy is that of breaking in a bronco so that he may become a more useful workhorse.  I feel that I was successful in this course, and 2010 promises to be a very exciting year.  

As a final word to my students (and former students) I would advise that working with one's media simulacrum is among the most advanced forms of RPS black magic.  You can't get involved in this sort of work if your only goal is to see yourself on a screen and become famous (as the great sage custardchuk once noted, "If you want the truck, you can't have it.")  Work with one's simulacrum becomes a doubly-rewarding prospect; one can use it to create effects in the phenomenal world, but one also can use it in the process of self-discovery, like a distorted mirror image.  Rare is the RPS savant who can walk the line between fame and fortune, between utility and dependency.  Use of Simulacra in RPS is a rewarding effort, but one fraught with peril.  To those who wish to explore this neglected field of RPS study, I would advise to tread carefully.  But do tread.
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« Reply #6 on: February 02, 2010, 06:55:13 PM »

So are you saying we should edit your profile; or you should edit your profile; or no-one should go near it?
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« Reply #7 on: February 03, 2010, 09:24:04 AM »

Ah, Pete LOVERING, artist and loving father, both which belie anything being a copy or lacking the quality or substance of the original. Having done the quiz, which RPS Master are you, and being awarded Master Pete, I identified with words describing his ZEN approach, after that my performance catapulted into achievement wins that shocked the statisticians, not to mention the Masters. When I met him in Toronto, we travelled the gambit of emotions, from perceptions of Henry Moore's sculpture outside the players reception The Fox & Fiddle, (smoking & throwing down at the same time), helping me find my wallet with the whole house looking for it that night, advising me to ask the DJ to report it several times (eventually 2 bar staff located it under my chair with their torches) to fighting, back at the hotel about why Cus had to sit down before we went into the nightclub after chasing after them in another taxi, arriving. and losing them in this giant nightclub. What A night,it's what PRO RPS is all about, adventure and camraderie. I had the time of my life. I found him to be unmoving  and unruffled by anything, like me, like you.
      So, it is, that TRUST yourself and your quality is the reality. Shiva you've been going on about your occult oracle consultations since forever, whatever works for you. But you admit it's not reliable. As the great sage says to me "dont overanalyse it". Works for me.
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« Reply #8 on: February 03, 2010, 10:36:22 AM »

 Sorry this is not about our very own up & coming Orlando Bloom, namely C.Urbanus, and modifications of his media aura. I am fascinated Shiva, by your posting about the simulacra, or the modern epic of the simulacrum. 
  Perhaps the media is the ultimate black art, that we are empowered by and inextricably linked. I see Master Pete's strength against it's manifestation, in his desire as an artist to convey a sensation of concrete and abstract forms of the natural and material worlds informed by his instincts. He cannot err from his intention It is held firm by the dynamics of his mind and intuition.
   The simulacrum effect may seep through there, and change intention & meaning, jn what you say, take control and have a negative outcome. I dunno, I need to research this phenomena.
   Strangely, all the power and lights went out in the house for 3-5 minutes, without storm or wind. Am I already dabbling?!?!
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