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RPS News Service
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« on: February 22, 2010, 01:18:24 AM » |
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BREAKING NEWS
In an unprecedented move, Professional RPS Players have taken over five of the top ten places on the popular pretend-rps application on Facebook.
Among these players are several of the world's best known RPS players, including Clayton "Custardchuk" Dwyer and Will "Franklint" Pridmore. Current fake rps world series champion Frannie Annie is also among this number, as is Jazper Dwyer, son of Clayton Dwyer. Prior to this appearance, "JD" had not shown any interest in real RPS, fake RPS, or indeed, in anything else.
The new reigning #1 player on Roshambull is Master Roshambollah. In a press conference, Roshambollah dismissed this achievement: "I guess you could view it as a unification title of sorts; the #1 Player in the history of Real RPS now also has the most fake money of any fake rps player."
Roshambollah continued, "It really wasn't that hard; it just goes to show what a Real RPS Player can accomplish when he sets his mind to it." Roshambollah also thanked his training partner, Clayton "custardchuk" Dwyer, and Martin Burley, for a timely investment.
Roshambollah is rumored to be considering getting rid of all of his creds and becoming a philosopher. In the meantime, he is giving away up to 50k creds in his "Rosh's Cash Grab" tourney on Roshambull. His training partner, Dwyer, is starting a foundation, "Clayton's Kids," to provide fake money for broke Roshambull players to enter the world series of fake rps on Roshambull.
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