Posted ByRPS Oracle on November 30, 2001 at 06:58:11:
ARIES: Your ruling planet, Mars, enters Pisces on the 8th, signifying that unusual styles of play will be useful for you this month. Consider harnessing your energies to RPS related charity work. A paid position is not out of the question. Moon in Aries on the 22nd should improve your luck in RPS play for a couple of days.
TAURUS: Steady as she goes for December, Taurus. Be practical, and work towards being open to change your playing style. An RPS related quarrel is possible. Your ruling planet, the Moon, is in Taurus for a few days following the 25th. Good days to play RPS.
GEMINI: When Mercury enters Aquarius on the 15th, you have an excellent chance of winning a prestigious tournament, but you must be patient and play patiently. Saturn in Gemini may make it difficult to travel, so show up early! Avoid smoking before you play. Rock works well this month. Lucky day: the 27th.
CANCER: Jupiter is in Cancer all month long, so intense RPS related luck should be yours for the taking! Enjoy it while it lasts. You may be able to charm your way into an invite-only tournament. Your luck is compounded twice this month on the 2nd and 29th, as your ruling planet, the Moon, enters Cancer. When in doubt, throw paper.
LEO: The Sun, your ruler, enters Capricorn on the 21st, emphasizing your standing in the RPS community. Check out tournaments in Boston, Chicago, Mexico and Bulgaria. Beware, however, of enemies who may sabotage your game. The 4th and 31st are your power days.
VIRGO: Mercury in Capricorn on the 15th shows that you will only succeed with a specific goal, whether it's to study gambits, practice openings, or win a tournament. Play humorously, though. The sixth is a good time to play.
LIBRA: Venus, your ruler, enters Sagittarius on the 2nd, which will be a good time to renew your ties with influential members of the WRPSS. Enter tournaments in foreign lands. Venus then shifts into Capricorn on the 26th, indicating that you should become more cautious and conservative in your playing style towards the end of the month. The 8th is your lucky day.
SCORPIO: Ho hum. Pluto remains in Scorpio, continuing to emphasize your drive for new values. Consider joining Theoretical Throws, or becoming an international ambassador of the WRPSS. If possible, play on the 10th.
SAGITTARIUS: Big month for Sag. Jupiter, your ruler, is in Cancer all month long, which should bring luck to all your RPS related efforts. Your popularity should be at a high, so shmooze it up! Venus goes into Sag on the 2nd, which should find you in a new play group. Once the steam cools off, you may find it difficult to maintain enthusiasm. Visit RPS playing friends in foreign lands. Pluto still in Sag, so study your strategies, and focus on your Inner Game. A game on the 12th brings success.
CAPRICORN: If anyone plays RPS against you for money after the 15th, they're out of their mind! Especially after the 21st as the Sun enters your sign, and the 26th as Venus catches up. At this point, you will have four planets in your Sun Sign. Yours will be the strongest RPS month of all the signs. Saturn, your ruler, in Gemini shows a strong strategic bent this month. Don't be sarcastic to your opponents. Get some cardio work. Wear dark greens and browns to play. Mercury in Cap on the 15th indicates you will win a rule dispute against a superior player. Study your game, and stick with it! The 15th, when the Moon is in Cap, as well as Mercury, should be a great day to play. Avoid playing too much Rock.
AQUARIUS: Uranus and Neptune are both in Aquarius, and will lend you power this month. Invent a new gambit (and let us all know!) Perhaps teach some beginners intermediate strategies. Give of yourself to less fortunate RPSers, perhaps inner city kids. Be sure to play on the 17th.
PISCES: Your ruler, Neptune, is in Aquarius this month. This is a time to build up your game, not tear it down. Those born in the first decan of Pisces will find their game improve. Mars in Pisces indicates that throwing Rock will win more often than not. Best day to play: the 20th.