Re: Lets just pretend for one minute........

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Comments:: Custardchuk, : If the contents do turn out to be papery in substance, please forward (or courier) as much of it as possible to me (at least 250 samples needed). I would like to run some tests and use it to aid for the search for Roshambollah in the best way possible, if it be at the mall or the diner. : You've got my address. : Sincerely, : C. Urbanus : Interim Director, National Outreach : "Paper is the answer, should Rock be the question" : : : Hmm, an interesting hypothetical indeed. : : Thank you. : : : I suppose, in principle, in the first instance I might buy some rubber gloves. : : I could always lend you mine. : : Then wearing them open a small corner of the bag and, without actually looking inside, extract a sample of the supposedly papery contents. : : The bag does not have corners, it's a sports bag. : : If, as it turned out, the contents was indeed papery and happened perhaps to be of the variety bearing serial numbers, one might hypothetically suggest that finding out the legal status of said paper... : : I think that confirming whether the paper is married or not has little relevance to this hypothetical. : : : : by posing as an informant using a false name (like ÎPhartinooganâ, for instance) : : Top idea!!! See above post. : : : and phoning the local constabulary might not be an unwise action before deciding how to proceed further. : : What planet do your local constabulary live on, Simpson,? Though to be fair, I must admit the (hypothetical) problem would disappear. : : Anyway, we appreciate your input, flawed or not. : : regards : : custardchuk

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