Posted ByPaperorbust on December 28, 2000 at 10:13:49:
Today Palestinian leader Yasser Arafat and Israeli Prime Minister Ehud Barak have agreed to a RPS match to held in the neutral country of Egypt. Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak has agreed to referree the best of 5 match to determine who has political control of Jerusalem and the Gaza Strip. It has been speculated by most that the Palestinian's first throw will be a rock because the Palestinians have a long history of beginning battles by throwing rocks. Barak is highly favored in this match. He was reportedly Captain of his high school RPS team and has played in several exhibition matches against famous RPS greats such as Christopher Wilson and Reggie Phillips. It is also rumored that Barak has had formal RPS training from the United States, though this would not be confirmed or denied by any government official. No word on Arafat's previous RPS experience. More details to follow after the match if indeed the match does go on as planned.