Posted ByMaster Roshambollah on March 21, 2001 at 18:57:45:
There are bound to be a number of responses to my return to rps society. Some will no doubt be confused or angered, others frightened. Why have I returned now after these 10 long years of self imposed exile? It is time; it is time. Why do I return? The RPS world as a whole is sorely lacking of "spiritual" direction these days, despite a variety of "imposters". I seek to restore the balance. To this end, I will be submitting a number of messages, explaining why I left, debunking a few myths, and issuing a broadsheet of the inner teachings of roshambo. I would like to thank those who have kept me in their hearts and have communicated with me during my season in abstentia. For old times' sake, I have kept my old title of Master, though I am now technically Ippissimus, one who has left the wheel, but remains to teach and goad. I fear I may fulfill my reputation of "long-windedness" but I feel I must. Those who wish to take up my mantle need look no further than their own hands.